The Last Nerve.

October 19, 2009 at 3:57 pm (Uncategorized)

If you’d like to annoy me, then drive your semi in the left lane on a major commuter thoroughfare while kicking up debris from the shoulder and going just below the speed limit refusing to move over and slamming your breaks on every 2 minutes.

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Bun in the Oven?

October 17, 2009 at 8:10 pm (Uncategorized) ()

Recently, my husband and I decided to pull the goalie and give getting pregnant the old college try. The thing that they don’t tell you in all those pregnancy planning books is how maddening it is during the time period from when you’re getting it on and ovulating to when you know something “for sure”. It’s too early to take a pee stick test, and the waiting…no fun. My wee little brain plays tricks on me, and I’m convinced that I feel a weird little twinge in my lower left uterus all the while longing for just one more glass of Cabernet before a long, dry nine months.

Sigh…

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I Will Follow You Into the Dark

October 16, 2009 at 4:35 pm (Uncategorized) ()

Hands down one of my favorite songs of all time by one of my all time favorite bands.

Another version of the video – that’s actually even more lovely in my opinion – can be found here:
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid13759187001?bclid=9413854001&bctid=10528359001

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The Last Nerve.

October 16, 2009 at 1:03 pm (Uncategorized)

Hey fuckhead with the Maryland number who called my cell at 6.30 in the god damn morning, FUCK OFF! Thank you.

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Boy in the Balloon

October 15, 2009 at 10:16 pm (Uncategorized)

Today, hearts sunk as a six year old boy went missing allegedly in an experimental-y balloon aircraft device that resembled a flying saucer in Ft. Collins, CO. The kid was missing for at least two hours. When the balloon finally crash landed, everyone’s stomach dropped as we learned that the boy was missing.

MISSING!

Then reports of someone seeing something fall from the balloon.

This cannot end well.

But it did. Turns out he was home. Safe. Alive. Chillin’. And SO Grounded.

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Here’s A Thought.

October 15, 2009 at 9:32 pm (Uncategorized)

What exactly would happen if we locked all the annoying bosses of the world together into one room?

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The Last Nerve.

October 15, 2009 at 3:48 pm (Uncategorized)

Please don’t schedule a meeting in a location and time that is convenient for two people when we’re coordinating 7 people. Shouldn’t majority take precedence?

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Huh.

October 14, 2009 at 10:44 pm (Uncategorized)

Haven’t written anything in almost a year. I suck.

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Here’s A Thought.

October 14, 2009 at 10:40 pm (Uncategorized) ()

It’s interesting how co-workers come into your life. We spend so much time with these odd people who normally wouldn’t even be on the fringes of the group we call acquaintances. And then, there’s the occasional gem that becomes a friend.

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